idc tbh just roll with it.

kinda this multifandom thing.

my eyebrows are hella strong

and so is my humour.

yah.

(via dutchster)

Europeans:

I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

Americans:

I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

how to give a great blowjob

pornstarwars:

gently blow on the penis but do not blow too hard else he will get scared and retreat back inside

(via officialbrony)

futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

(Source: futurefantastic, via joshpeck)

mond0:

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pretty emotional update

(Source: eggito, via officialwhitegirls)

megaparsecs:

i just wanted to put this out there since im sure it’ll get written about differently tomorrow. 

(via homeworkmyass)

artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

(via crystallized-teardrops)

bowtie-cummerbund:

mollaythesassay:

littleawkwardpanda:

duprice:

Dont you just wish you could just do that?

If i could do that i guarantee you kittens aren’t the only thing i’d be pullin out of the computer

You mean you’d pull out puppies too??? :D

oh hun

bowtie-cummerbund:

mollaythesassay:

littleawkwardpanda:

duprice:

Dont you just wish you could just do that?

If i could do that i guarantee you kittens aren’t the only thing i’d be pullin out of the computer

You mean you’d pull out puppies too??? :D

oh hun

(via homeworkmyass)

(Source: travalicious, via homeworkmyass)

squeaky-fangirl:

darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

THANK YOU

(via divergent-hermione)

bibliophilebunny:

thebookbabeblog84:

I need this bag in my life

YES.

bibliophilebunny:

thebookbabeblog84:

I need this bag in my life

YES.

(via divergent-hermione)

(Source: marniethedog, via homeworkmyass)

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle, via humorful)

tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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